Or any of them. Or why they ended. Or the therapy you’re still in with your ex-wife, because she is a crazy psycho bitch, but she is the mother of your children, and it’s worth three days a week to try… Or how your ex-bf is a really cool guy, and an amazing musician, but he hasn’t found himself, and you’re really looking for more… Oh. Uh. Nevermind. Just don’t talk about your exes on a first date. Y’all should be having fun getting to know each other, not dragging out unfortunate stories of your relationship slip-ups.
Contributors: Heather Claus from Dating Kinky